The Definitive Top 10 Ranks

#10

It’s not the best, but it’s up there. You’ll see this rank in the Hall of Ranks, right next to last year’s greatest rank. This is the rank you tell your kid to be like; work hard and this could be your rank. Keep dreaming.

#9

It may be just one rank higher than the last, but this is truly rarified air. This rank is right there with the leaders, the all time ranks, no questions about it. Some day, they’ll make a movie about this rank, but that’ll have to wait til retirement. This rank still has some ranking to do.

#8

The rank your dad still talks about seeing in the minors. This rank used to be #25, but through hard work and determination, it ascended through the ranks to become a legend. 

#7

This is every rankers favorite rank. A real rank’s rank. The fans may not agree, but ask any rank: #7 belongs at the #2, maybe even the #1 spot. Every rank is a huge fan of #7.

#6

In the early years, this rank was ice cold, always in the news for insulting the other ranks. Any time you looked at the rankings, you could be sure this rank was on there, working hard to show #8 what was what. It all paid off to make it here, 2 spots above its rival.

#5

Just when you thought we saw the best, this rank came on the scene to show us what a rank could really rank. Ranking from a young age, born into a family of ranks, this rank has been ranking at the highest level longer than anyone else.

#4

I expect controversy over this rank. I can already hear the complaints; “It was a different era,” “They made the rank rule just for this guy.” I don’t care. To see this rank in its prime was otherworldly. And even if it was a different era, to be ranked so much higher than the other ranks was and still is unprecedented.

#3

It hardly gets better than this. This rank is still criminally underrated, even at the three spot. An argument can be made it should be ranked #2, but politics is always getting in the way of seeing it clearly. That being said, still a top 3 rank.

#2

There’s never been any controversy even lightly attached to this rank. #2 is a role model in and out of the ranks, bringing a wholesome winning quality to its entire existence. Someday we will understand what it was like for this rank to face such adversity at such a young rank.

#1

The undisputed rank. A perfect record means a lot, but you also need to factor in the performance under pressure, the championships, and making fellow ranks look better. This is the rank that makes life worth living, that makes the ranks important to pay attention to. Thousands of years from now, they will still think of this rank as the greatest rank to ever rank.